1. I left school very early today to drive my coworker to the train station. His car door was torn off by another car. It’s the small things you take for granted, no?
2. There are more KFCs in China than in the USA.
3. I told my students that Chinese people call the Mexican busboys “amigos.” I am waiting for the phone calls now.
4. I would like new glasses.
5. I am stuffed full of a bad sandwich.